May 2013
66 posts
oscarstardis:
what if everyone’s like “doctOR WHo?!” and the doctor’s all “DOCTOR FUCK YOU” and punches the camera and it breaks and that’s it. that’s the special.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
newpac:
when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
Well I fell into the pit machinery, totalled my saxophone, and I bruised my ribs but hey at least I’m alive!
ed-pool:
GREATEST INTERVIEW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION
Charles Ramsey, remember that name. He’ll be an internet legend within twenty-four hours. He rescued 3 women who had been missing for 10 years. The way he tells the story is simply spectacular. It’s perhaps the greatest interview on television. Just some of the epic one-liners: “He’s got some big testicles to pull this off.” “I...
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
benedictcumberassbutt:
princejei:
catswithbenefits:
wow fox news isn’t even about foxes
cnn is
oh
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Basically sums up every hardcore feminist ever.
Dad: Why are your eyes so red?
Son: I was smoking marijuana
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a little bitch
loki-forever:
people who leave right after a Marvel movie ends
tsarcasm:
never fight a bitch that still has a flip phone
she has nothing left to lose
katherlne:
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
drdavidbrinner:
drdavidbrinner:
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was...
whales4thought:
I think it’s healthy and ok to hope for something seemingly impossible.
I think it may be even healthier to make those impossible things possible.