May 2012
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whalebiology: so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom and… God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my...
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I don’t know what I just saw, but I can assure you it is one of the most fantastic things in all the universe.
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Out of curiosity, does the dashboard ever end? →
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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