Hello I’m Kurt, and I’m an 18 year old human on the grand journey of life. Some simple truths about me: I enjoy Doctor Who and other science fiction, I like funny things, and this blog is rarely angsty or serious. Also I’m terrified of whales.Tumblr (3.0; @kschreibs)http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oscarstardis.tumblr.com/post/47047964533/what-if-everyones-like-doctor-who-and-the">oscarstardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if everyone’s like “doctOR WHo?!” and the doctor’s all “DOCTOR FUCK YOU” and punches the camera and it breaks and that’s it. that’s the special.</p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50977030633http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50977030633Tue, 21 May 2013 04:02:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://selfdoubtandsyphilis.tumblr.com/post/50920864961/dankestrnemes-do-animals-think-in-english-or-in">selfdoubtandsyphilis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dankestrnemes.tumblr.com/post/48411404182/do-animals-think-in-english-or-in-the-sounds-they">dankestrnemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do animals think in english or in the sounds they make</p> </blockquote> <p>this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for</p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50962613125http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50962613125Mon, 20 May 2013 23:16:35 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50950654463" src="http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50950654463/audio_player_iframe/kschreibs/tumblr_m9ibknrDb51red14y?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fkschreibs%2F50950654463%2Ftumblr_m9ibknrDb51red14y" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://finding-him-isalliwant.tumblr.com/post/50873662355/catnippackets-fuckyeahassortedstuff" class="tumblr_blog">finding-him-isalliwant</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catnippackets.tumblr.com/post/39712470323/fuckyeahassortedstuff">catnippackets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="post_body"> <p><a href="http://fuckyeahassortedstuff.tumblr.com/post/36647938228/with-a-heart-full-of-wine">fuckyeahassortedstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://with-a-heart-full-of-wine.tumblr.com/post/36639823287/arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal-g0ne-blotto">with-a-heart-full-of-wine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal.tumblr.com/post/36513531946/g0ne-blotto-put-that-thing-back-where-it-came">arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://g0ne-blotto.tumblr.com/post/36407702585/put-that-thing-back-where-it-came-from-or-so-help">g0ne-blotto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me!</strong> | Monsters, Inc. OST</p> </blockquote> <p>omfg</p> <p>y e s</p> </blockquote> <p>you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image inline_image" height="170" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rzdj74li1rqe4le.gif" width="245"/></p> </blockquote> <p>This makes me unimaginably happy</p> </blockquote> </div> </blockquote> <p>Yessssssss</p></blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50950654463http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50950654463Mon, 20 May 2013 20:51:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04d251decfeeb59b715121c1fa03841c/tumblr_mfo61llLxx1rgw6vho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50914205324http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50914205324Mon, 20 May 2013 12:24:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34d6577286040f7d22241867a5a9387a/tumblr_mn0frm0ygn1qe3kfyo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c34fb9aa48442f7e0e77ac1867816249/tumblr_mn0frm0ygn1qe3kfyo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50fd86657bb7090a22c49d67e4656a26/tumblr_mn0frm0ygn1qe3kfyo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a33fff49b492e76728ee0e1ac21b60d1/tumblr_mn0frm0ygn1qe3kfyo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50795670735http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50795670735Sun, 19 May 2013 02:56:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6169d8f566196586665ad329d4139c26/tumblr_mn0j5zSuPe1qieg8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ipoog.tumblr.com/post/50758153604/do-you-think-the-museum-will-accept-this-as-a">ipoog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil</p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50793979728http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50793979728Sun, 19 May 2013 02:18:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bbffad369aef895d476e740413460cd/tumblr_mj2g28xLzk1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>This was the weirdest fucking moment on mythbusters.</p>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50737351340http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50737351340Sat, 18 May 2013 12:25:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60086c48c66a4b3e501aefe8791a0156/tumblr_mmux8lr24f1sofgbpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7cce8108e375e997a42693d71b324468/tumblr_mmux8lr24f1sofgbpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/170bc7d279760ff473935003015213dd/tumblr_mmux8lr24f1sofgbpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e94ded266bf9c29f82358a9c0f4743c/tumblr_mmux8lr24f1sofgbpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bf3b3202ec72ca32832355042b21714/tumblr_mmux8lr24f1sofgbpo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Of fuck ya!</p>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50558049192http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50558049192Thu, 16 May 2013 00:59:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ad9b35950b1b418fb2bf16df25cc3a2/tumblr_mk915yqqPX1s84jxxo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thescienceofreality.tumblr.com/post/46315699748/scinerds-welp-best-part-watch-the-whole">thescienceofreality</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Best part. <br/><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scinerds.tumblr.com/post/46312546264/welp">Watch the whole video </a></span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wBCmt_pJTRA">here</a><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scinerds.tumblr.com/post/46312546264/welp"><span>.</span></a></p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50495728608http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50495728608Wed, 15 May 2013 09:57:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c72f812a5a119c547a040ec6347d529/tumblr_mmsuso0zUa1s99u7go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>THE HOLLA COURSE</span></p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50495414828http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50495414828Wed, 15 May 2013 09:49:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31770f70e8eecdb2aef80a0981764e61/tumblr_mmol7nieZw1s1mt5yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://colchrishadfield.tumblr.com/post/50432274591/the-moon-rising-over-a-bed-of-cloud-a-constant" class="tumblr_blog">colchrishadfield</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>The Moon rising over a bed of cloud. A constant reminder to us all of what can be achieved.</span></p></blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50433133458http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50433133458Tue, 14 May 2013 14:30:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94cb095f886a2e259308f027f6905ca3/tumblr_mhczhhKbhc1rnw80to5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcdbca44618169f3f97fb2f897aebe26/tumblr_mhczhhKbhc1rnw80to1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65a6783a50034d0c7a0cd3b513f7b25a/tumblr_mhczhhKbhc1rnw80to2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be817c804deeff208303b20a1f446da4/tumblr_mhczhhKbhc1rnw80to3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50400759312http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50400759312Tue, 14 May 2013 00:43:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84550564821c0304970b117b5cdba0b7/tumblr_mmhzbe2LJ41rfimo0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33cb05e696306cee40b464a107fb71cd/tumblr_mmhzbe2LJ41rfimo0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50400666084http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50400666084Tue, 14 May 2013 00:41:42 -0400what she says: i'm fine<br /> what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50387711754http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50387711754Mon, 13 May 2013 21:44:28 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/kschreibs/50387571735/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50387571735" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danieldempsey.tumblr.com/post/50377436758/my-dude-straight-loving-him-some-nsync">danieldempsey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My dude straight loving him some nsync.</p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50387571735http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50387571735Mon, 13 May 2013 21:42:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d59678b75bd473f6d86c5f534fe010f/tumblr_mmm026rpz61qm2s94o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4eb8ab6892b0e7139dad5021e283713/tumblr_mmm026rpz61qm2s94o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://momokurumi.tumblr.com/post/50128900087/i-cannot-stop-laughing-omg">momokurumi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG</p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50337702977http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50337702977Mon, 13 May 2013 08:23:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ed1bd51f1ad037f0dc497b35873027d/tumblr_mlsidnbhUd1r4y5m7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/355549eaa59ed0a86df8c78886e94293/tumblr_mlsidnbhUd1r4y5m7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50270053812http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50270053812Sun, 12 May 2013 13:12:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eda499dae38c98320d91450050be3c78/tumblr_mmk5rsUoVn1s1mt5yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://colchrishadfield.tumblr.com/post/50267031784/tonights-finale-a-view-to-put-the-mind-at-ease">colchrishadfield</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Tonight’s Finale: A view to put the mind at ease. </span></p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50270002303http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50270002303Sun, 12 May 2013 13:12:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2904ac4ba6f9db71b1220b58c59ea24/tumblr_mmlr43QzDZ1sqp5ypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jakemalik.tumblr.com/post/50114778890/my-dad-hid-in-the-shower-once-with-a-jar-jar-binks">jakemalik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera</p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50231587543http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50231587543Sun, 12 May 2013 02:12:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newpac.tumblr.com/post/50106463444/when-people-say-present-instead-of-here">newpac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when people say “present” instead of here during attendance</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8288c9d9231492ac6bd9aa0b1c982f7b/tumblr_inline_mmllk9g2Br1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50194770065http://kschreibs.tumblr.com/post/50194770065Sat, 11 May 2013 17:05:38 -0400